01/April/2015, Day 091. Wednesday.
Old Grump went to the doctor today, and I guess now it's futile to attempt to hide the news: Grump is pregnant!
While maybe not the first human male to become pregnant, Grump's pregnancy is possibly the first time a fertilized human egg implanted in a male "naturally". We have to put "naturally" in quotes, because we still aren't sure how this bizarre and potentially tragic situation came about. (As you may remember, Grump is supposedly vasectomised!) Not to be too graphic, but after an ejaculation I think you guys need to pull it out, rather than letting it hang around in there for as long as you can.
Grump is VERY upset about all this, because the sensible thing, from a health perspective, is to abort the embryo. However, he also believe that life, (a new human "soul"), begins at conception, and so is reluctant to kill another person if there is any other option available. And thus the awful dilemma, because medical experts are .... well, baffled.
Probably the best thing to do would be to find a female surrogate to carry the child.
This is all so sudden, and such a tremendous shock, that we don't exactly know what to do yet. Please keep all of us, especially Grump, in your prayers.
It's been a long, weird day; we gonna wrap it up and go to bed early. Goodnight all.
P.S. - Yes, of course this is an April Fools joke! But you can still pray for all of us, (and we would deeply appreciate it), particularly Grump!
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